Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Small penises have feelings too.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
