Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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