His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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