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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

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JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.

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(519): View more from Ontario

The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.

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(905): View more from Ontario

All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench

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(419): View more from Ohio

The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet

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