You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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