brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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