My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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