I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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