It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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