He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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