Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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