I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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