That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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