Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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