I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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