Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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