and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm at about main and main street
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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