someone get that fucking seahorse.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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