That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize