I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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