it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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