the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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