SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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