Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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