This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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