did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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