I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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