last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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