do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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