Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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