On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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