We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize