I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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