she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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