toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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