That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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