Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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