i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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