I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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