One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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