Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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