Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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