Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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