Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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