i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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