Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
why is half of my head shaved?
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