How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The adults are the big ones right?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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