she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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