If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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