they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
