Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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