And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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