glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Randomize
