So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?