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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume

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  we need ur ladder

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.

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  Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She wants to have naked weekends

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  They call that free range vagina in France

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.

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