you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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