I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I color on your dick again?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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