Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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