is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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