i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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