I feel great
I just peed on a car
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?