we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.