community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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